Sunday, October 7, 2012

Crimes Of Fashion

We all know the basics of how to look good when we want to.
And I think that everyone has their own fashion pet peeves. 
For fun I thought that I would share mine!

So... 
A Comprehensive List Of Eleanor's Fashion Pet Peeves.

Beginning our list at number five... Clashing.
I really despise when people clash their colors. We had a physics sub the other day and she broke at least three of my personal rules... The leas of them being the clashing of not one, not two, not three, but FOUR different colors of navy blue. She wore navy pants, a navy cardigan with daisies embroidered on it, a navy cami, and navy sketchers shape ups. A better thing to do would have been to break the labor day code, put on some white pants, a pink polo, the same sweater and grab the super cute Madwell polka dot keds! So easy, and no more clashing!

Next at number four... Athletic shoes as real footwear.
It's really not that hard people, just grab a super cute pair of lace ups like the aforementioned Madwell keds!

Number three.. awkward hems.
That one pair of old jeans that fits you perfectly in the waist but is just an inch or two too short and you decide to wear them anyways thinking that no one will notice, I have news for you, I notice! Either cuff 'em or chuck 'em because that strange hem that is too short to be on purpose but to long to be an anke show is not attractive on anyone. I LOVE cuffed jeans, what's wrong with that? Nothing I say! Just make it look like its on purpose and you're all good!

Number two... Peak-a-boo sweaters.
Listen up! If you're showing skin between buttons then it's time to remove that item from your closet, send it to goodwill, give it to your little sister or brother, put it in the scrap fabric pile, whatever, just don't wear it! No one wants to see that, I promise!

And topping my list... Camel Toe. 
It sounds funny, people make plenty of jokes about it, but no matter what, it's a huge problem. It's not classy, nor does it look good on anyone. If your pants are riding up the front then you have a HUGE problem! Incidentally I did stumble across this hysterical video about camel toe. It's 90's and blunt. Exactly my thing. Fanny Pack- Camel Toe.

Keep it Classy, 
~E


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